hugthethug:

i want a book where the narrator speaks in beautiful language but then the characters talk like super informally like “as ignatius attempted to reclaim his breath, he let out a straggled noise allowing his struggle to be heard, thus inciting maria to speak. ‘yo wheezy, shut the fuck up,’ her silky voice broke the tension.”

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sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

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  • AnonymousGive me the ol razzle dazzle
  • everyone-loves-the-mayor

    Give ‘em the old razzle dazzle

    Razzle Dazzle ‘em

    Give ‘em an act with lots of flash in it

    And the reaction will be passionate

    Give ‘em the old hocus pocus
    Bead and feather ‘em
    How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

    What if your hinges all are rusting?
    What if, in fact, you’re just disgusting?

    Razzle dazzle ‘em
    And they;ll never catch wise!

    Give ‘em the old Razzle Dazzle


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witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

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stilil:

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

This is not a test.

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flirtytwink:

Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom

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the-strangest-sea:

give me ace characters

give me characters who have a lot of sex, but still identify as ace

give me characters who explicitly identity as asexual in canon

give me sex-repulsed ace characters

give me ace characters who are romantic

give me aro/ace characters

give me aro characters who are sexual

give me characters who identify throughout the aro/ace spectrums

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pirachu:

its so ridiculous when a fandom cant accept the fact that a character died so they come up with the weirdest theories about how they could still be alive and most of the time they make literally no sense canonically

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thetachibabe:

Never trust someone who hates Makoto Tachibana. 

They have darkness in their souls.

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  • #or who ever hates Rin #get out of my face he and mako r my babies
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croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

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