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bless your soul

you beautiful perfect being

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Hello friends this is your daily reminder that I cherish you, even if we don’t talk I really appreciate your presence, and I hope today is wonderful for you!!

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i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

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  • college:Why should we accept you
  • me:*raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college:damn son you in
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idc if we’re mutuals if i see blue ivy slander you’re getting cut from the winning team real quick. there is nothing nastier than grown, mentally aware people insulting a child for a cheap laugh. you’re not funny. you’ve never been funny. and i hope you can get over whoever hurt you so bad

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does anyone else suddenly get hit with flashes of dialogue or scenery or characterization that would be perfect to use if you actually had a plot you could incorporate it into

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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

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  • I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
  • Him:As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
  • class:*laughs*
  • Him:No, really, I am.
  • Class:*laughs again*
  • Him:Why is that funny?
  • Asshole:Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
  • Him:Well why not?
  • Asshole:I dunno that's just the way that is.
  • Him:I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
  • Class:*laughs*
  • Him:Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
  • Same Asshole:No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
  • Him:*slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
  • Asshole:Because that's how it is.
  • Him:Why?
  • Asshole:That's their job.
  • Him:Why?
  • Asshole:*can't come up with another answer*
  • Him:I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
  • *note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
  • Him:Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
  • Class:*silence*
  • Him:Now.. Louis XVI
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how to insert a tampon




Very helpful

How many of you have actually watched the video, because I’ve been looking at this for over an hour, but I’m too scared to actually watch it..

This is a masterpiece. Even if you know how to do it and have been doing it for a long time now, you should really watch this video about tampons. Some stuff I never knew and it was very helpful.

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  • AnonymousI would leak your nudes, baby.
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    uhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is really gross and creepy i hope u meant this as a joke and even then its not cool

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